How To Get Tickets To Dancing With The Stars

So, You Wanna Dance With The Stars? Let's Get You Those Tickets!

Alright, listen up, because I'm about to spill the beans on how to score tickets to Dancing With The Stars, the glitziest, sequiniest show this side of the galaxy. Buckle up, folks, it's gonna be a wild ride. But first, let's address the elephant in the room. No, not Val Chmerkovskiy's biceps (though they are quite the spectacle). I'm talking about the fact that getting tickets to this show is like trying to catch a unicorn while juggling chainsaws. But fear not, dear reader, for I am here to guide you through the labyrinth of ticket acquisition.

First Things First: The Basics

Now, you might be thinking, "Hey, I've seen those commercials! I just call this number and voila! Tickets appear in my lap like a magical genie!" Well, friend, I hate to burst your bubble, but those commercials are about as real as a Kardashian's backside. The truth is, getting tickets to DWTS is a bit more complicated than a quick phone call. But don't worry, it's not as complicated as understanding what Len Goodman is saying when he's excited. Which, let's be honest, is pretty darn complicated.

So, let's start with the basics. DWTS is filmed in Los Angeles, California. Yes, that's right. The city of angels, smog, and traffic jams that would make a snail look like a Formula One driver. But I digress. The point is, if you want to be in the audience, you're gonna have to be in LA. Now, I know what you're thinking, "But I can't afford a private jet! I'll have to fly commercial like a mere mortal!" Well, buck up, buttercup. It's not so bad. Just remember, if you ever feel like you're on a budget airline, just close your eyes and imagine you're on a private jet. It's called 'mind over matter'. It's also called 'denial', but let's not split hairs.

Now, Let's Talk Tickets

Alright, so you've got your plane ticket, your hotel booked (hopefully not the kind with hourly rates), and you're ready to roll. But how do you actually get those elusive DWTS tickets? Well, my friend, it's all about the lottery. No, not the kind where you win a lifetime supply of Twinkies (though that would be amazing). I'm talking about the DWTS Ticket Lottery.

Now, I know what you're thinking. "A lottery? But I hate lotteries! I never win anything!" Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this lottery is a bit different. You see, ABC (the network that brings you DWTS) runs this lottery system to ensure that everyone has a fair shot at getting tickets. It's like a real-life game of chance, except instead of winning money, you win the chance to watch Tom Bergeron make terrible jokes live and in person. Which, let me tell you, is a prize in itself.

So, how does this lottery work? Well, it's actually pretty simple. You go to the DWTS episode page on the ABC website, and you click on the 'Get Tickets' button. This will take you to a form where you can enter your information. Now, here's where it gets a little tricky. You see, the lottery is only open for a very short period of time. We're talking like, a few hours short. So, you've got to be quick. Like, quicker than a quick thing doing a quick thing quickly. Got it? Good.

Once you've entered the lottery, you'll find out if you've won (or lost, as the case may be) a few days later. If you do win, congratulations! You're one step closer to seeing the magic happen. If you don't, well, there's always next season. Or you could just watch it on your couch in your pajamas. No judgment here.

But Wait, There's More!

Alright, so you've won the lottery. You're feeling pretty smug, aren't you? Well, don't get too comfortable, because there's still more hoops to jump through. You see, once you've won the lottery, you'll be contacted by an organization called On Camera Audiences. They're the ones who handle the logistics of getting you to the show. Now, I know what you're thinking. "On Camera Audiences? But I don't want to be on camera! I just want to watch!" Well, buckle up, buttercup, because here's where things get a little... interesting.

You see, DWTS is a live show. And live shows need an audience. And that audience needs to be, well, entertaining. Which is why On Camera Audiences will ask you to sign a release form that says they can use your image on TV. Now, I know what you're thinking. "But I'm not entertaining! I'm just a regular person!" Well, my friend, let me tell you a little secret. In the world of TV, 'regular' is boring. And boring doesn't get you on TV. So, you've got to be willing to let your freak flag fly. Within reason, of course. I'm not saying you should wear a chicken costume and start clucking. Though, if you do, I promise I won't judge.

And That's Not All, Folks!

Now, I know what you're thinking. "Okay, okay, I get it. I've got to win the lottery, sign a release form, and be entertaining. But what about the actual tickets? When do I get those?" Well, my friend, the fun never ends. You see, once you've signed the release form, On Camera Audiences will send you an email with your tickets attached. But here's the kicker - you won't get those tickets until the day of the show. Yes, you read that right. You'll be flying by the seat of your pants, folks. It's like a real-life game of chicken. Except instead of crashing into each other, you're crashing into a live TV show.

Now, I know what you're thinking. "But what if I don't get my tickets in time? What if I miss the show? What if I have to go back to my hotel room and watch it on my laptop like a sad, lonely person?" Well, my friend, let me put your mind at ease. On Camera Audiences is pretty good about getting those tickets to you in time. But, you know, stuff happens. Flights get delayed. Hotels lose your reservation. Your dog eats your passport. So, it's always a good idea to have a backup plan. Like, maybe watch it on your laptop in your hotel room. Just in case.

And Finally, The Big Reveal

Alright, so you've won the lottery, signed the release form, and gotten your tickets. You're ready to roll. But before you go, let me let you in on a little secret. You know how DWTS always has those surprise performances? The ones that make you jump out of your seat and scream like a teenager at a boy band concert? Well, those performances are always a surprise to the audience. But not to the people who work on the show. They know all about them. And sometimes, they'll let a little slip. Like, maybe they'll mention that there's a big performance coming up. Or maybe they'll accidentally leave a clue in the dressing room. So, keep your eyes peeled, folks. You never know what you might find.

And there you have it, folks. The ins and outs of getting tickets to DWTS. It's a wild ride, I know. But trust me, it's worth it. Because there's nothing quite like watching a bunch of celebrities try to dance like they're not complete and utter disasters. It's like a car crash. You know you shouldn't look, but you can't help it. And besides, who doesn't love a good car crash every now and then?

So, go forth, my friends. Enter that lottery. Sign that release form. Be entertaining. And most importantly, have fun. Because at the end of the day, it's not about the tickets. It's about the experience. And the sequins. Always about the sequins.